Dear Mom,
My freshman year of college has been terrible. I don't have any friends and most of my days are spend in my dorm playing World of Warcraft. I rather spend my time in the land of Azeroth than time at parties I get invited to. When I do go to parties, I spend my time in the corner alone. At the last party I went to, I was approached by an attractive female and she invited me to engage in sexual intercourse. Strangely, I declined the offer because I had no sexual desires for her. People at the party praised me for my ability to abstain from such temptations, but I shrugged it off. On a brighter note, I have found a girlfriend named motokoblah. She lives in the city of Orgrimmar in Azeroth. She is a level 80 undead mage. We plan on getting married soon. She's the only person who understands me. :[
7 comments:
Schizoid. Will need therapy to become more involved in society.
hey B! how lame..world of worldcraft... -__- haha, your blog made me laugh, veryy funny. I agree with Amanda that you have shizoid BECAUSEE 1) you have no friends and isn't interested 2) You would rather be alone and do things by yourself 3)You have little interest in sexual experiences with other people since you rejected the girl.
goood job.
Lol! I concur with others that you have schizoid personality disorder. You need to get out more! What would you do if there was another power outage like after Ike and you couldn't access World of Warcraft? That's why you need real friends.
Schizoid. You need to socialize more. It's only freshman year of college, you have a long way to go. Making friends will make the college experience enjoyable.
Schizoid... you def. need to get some FRIENDS!! get off the video games mannnnnnn
Hahah, how typical of you :)
Schizoid! This wass fun to read.
Wow, I really enjoyed reading this. I agree with the others: you're schizoid. Therapy is the best solution (and going out and making real friends)!
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